Mr. Pine Cone
CPO, Pine Coast
I'm a professional pine cone. My passion is planting new pine trees. That's also my day job. Rolling around in the grass is the best - when I'm not working, of course. I take my work seriously. A lot depends on what I do. Without pine trees the wind would blow away the soil and the world would become a desolate place.
Falling down from a tall pine tree was a bit scarry. But I managed ok, thanks to the rigorous training in my early years, when I was still a little green cone hanging from a branch.
You should give me a call if you need strong pine trees planted in your garden. And check out my social profiles to see my latest adventures.
Work
- Chief planting officer
Education
- Pine Tree Academy
- Needle Garden